Lupus Ex Machina
Presenters
Graafen
Damon
Type of Music
Punk & Metal
About
Wiktionary describes Metal as "Any of a number of chemical elements in the periodic table that form a metallic bond with other metal atoms; generally shiny, somewhat malleable and hard, often a conductor of heat and electricity."
Of course this is nonsense. Everybody knows that Metal was invented by the Brits in the late 1970's.
Lupus Ex Machina will take you on a magical, yet dark tour through the seas of Punk and Metal, with you guides Damon and Graafen.
Damon describes himself as Grungemeister born a little too late to actually go to a concert. He often sits at home listening to Nirvana and pretends to be a cute fluffy fox-thing (despite always wearing Graafen's wolf hoody). Drinks lots of Diet Coke, lest his caffeine system fail, and smokes Hookah.
Graafen describes himself as a 20-something Metal-Hippy with delusions of granduer, a sizable inferiority complex, and a voice that rivals Barney Gumble. He's been listening to Heavy Metal ever since he saw "Top Gun" in 1988 and hasn't stopped waffling on about riffs and guitar solo's since. The whole experience probably explains why he's a gaynomaly. Smokes about 10 cigarettes a day and keeps his caffeine levels high with copious amounts of Pepsi.